Did You Know Your E-Boo Was A Crackhead?

Yes that’s what I said and yes it does pertain to relationships believe it or not. Well in this particular case one relationship that I encountered involving my grown cousin/uncle or what ever he is to me and some obviously out of the loop young lady that he is dating in another state. The sad part is, I really want to drop some knowledge on how victims of this type of hoodwinkling can figure out how to tell if your long distance “boo” is indeed on crack. But I can’t, why? Can you give a hair cut over the phone? I didn’t think so. What I can do though is advise you to not be involved with anyone that does not have access to skype, video chat, facetime, oovoo or SOME type of messaging system that will allow you to not only see your “fluffy puff” but to scope out that back ground and get some kind of sense of lifestyle habits. Long distance relationships are hard whether crack is involved or not. It’s hard to REALLY get to know an individual merely by conversation.

Granted you can learn a lot, ask plenty of questions, but over all, once the end button is pressed on that beautiful 23″ HD Iphone 12, your still looking at an empty space on the pillow to the right or left. It’s ok for a while, but let’s be honest, if someone is not willing to move, it’s for the birds. Until that day comes, crackhead or not, you will never know. Ok now seriously think about that last sentence. Time. Yall… I have nothing against long distance relationships. Two of my best relationships where long distance relationships. But before they were long distance, we met in person and THEN went back to where we were from. One I met at a Christian camp, the other was a great friend from some years ago. Not on-line. They both had semi-instant credibility. My cousin, well, according to him he met this young lady when he was driving trucks professionally up in the top eastern part of the U.S.

Okay, I’m bout to keep it real with you right quick. Are you sitting down? ok I’ll give you a sec… go ahead.. I’ll wait…..

OK, If you are reading this and you are currently in a long distance relationship. 9 times out of 10 you are in an open relationship and half of you reading this already knew this, the other half just got kinda dizzy
a little.

With that being said, unless you have previously discussed it and agreed to being monogamous with whomever you are talking to or in a relationship with, what you thought was cheating, aint. When your ready to face reality, bring it up. You may be pleasantly surprised. While your at it, go ahead and ask him/her if they take part in smoking crack. Depending on the out come of the previous conversation you may even enjoy asking the second one.

signing out,
-nsumniac 521am 8511